{"id":2932,"date":"2013-03-09T14:35:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-09T14:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cocuk.tevhidonderleri.com\/?p=1977"},"modified":"2016-04-29T23:24:19","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T20:24:19","slug":"comlek-hesabi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/comlek-hesabi","title":{"rendered":"\u00c7\u00d6MLEK HESABI"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ramazan g\u00fcnlerini hesaplamak i\u00e7in bir \u00e7\u00f6mle\u011fin i\u00e7ine her g\u00fcn bir ta\u015f atar, Hoca. Bir avu\u00e7 ta\u015f doldurur \u00e7\u00f6mle\u011fin i\u00e7ine Hoca’n\u0131n yaramaz o\u011flu, muziplik olsun diye.<\/p>\n

Bir zaman sonra arkada\u015flar\u0131: “Bug\u00fcn Ramazan’\u0131n ka\u00e7\u0131 acaba? diye sorarlar Hoca’ya. Hoca’da: “\u015eimdi eve gider \u00f6\u011frenirim. Biraz sabredin.” der ve evinin yolunu tutar.<\/p>\n

\u00c7\u00f6mle\u011fi bo\u015falt\u0131r; bir sayar, iki sayar… Ta\u015flar\u0131n y\u00fcz yirmi be\u015f tane oldu\u011funu g\u00f6r\u00fcr. \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n bir halde d\u00f6ner arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na Hoca. “Arkada\u015flar, bug\u00fcn, Ramazan’\u0131n k\u0131rk be\u015fi” der.<\/p>\n

Hoca’n\u0131n bu cevab\u0131na g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrler arkada\u015flar\u0131. Aralar\u0131ndan biri:<\/p>\n

“Aman Hocam, bir ay otuz g\u00fcnd\u00fcr. Hi\u00e7 Ramazan’\u0131n k\u0131rk be\u015fi olur mu?” diye itiraz eder.<\/p>\n

Hoca, biraz \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131k biraz da k\u0131zg\u0131n bir ifadeyle: “Ben yine insafl\u0131 davrand\u0131m. Benim \u00e7\u00f6mlek hesab\u0131na bakacak olursak; bug\u00fcn Ramazan’\u0131n y\u00fcz yirmi be\u015fi!”der.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ramazan g\u00fcnlerini hesaplamak i\u00e7in bir \u00e7\u00f6mle\u011fin i\u00e7ine her g\u00fcn bir ta\u015f atar, Hoca. Bir avu\u00e7 ta\u015f doldurur \u00e7\u00f6mle\u011fin i\u00e7ine Hoca’n\u0131n yaramaz o\u011flu, muziplik olsun diye. Bir zaman sonra arkada\u015flar\u0131: “Bug\u00fcn Ramazan’\u0131n ka\u00e7\u0131 acaba? diye sorarlar Hoca’ya. Hoca’da: “\u015eimdi eve gider \u00f6\u011frenirim. Biraz sabredin.” der ve evinin yolunu tutar. \u00c7\u00f6mle\u011fi bo\u015falt\u0131r; bir sayar, iki sayar… Ta\u015flar\u0131n …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3505,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1215],"tags":[1555,1533,1535,1537,1556,1538,1557,1539,1503,1541],"class_list":["post-2932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fikralar","tag-comlek","tag-dini-fikralar","tag-eglendirici-fikralar","tag-fikralar-2","tag-guldurucu","tag-guldurucu-fikralar","tag-hesabi","tag-keloglan-fikralari","tag-masallar","tag-nasredddin-hoca-fikralari"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2932\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/islamidavet.com\/cocuk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}